Image by Bread & Roses Theatre
Jack and Emily are both drunks.
He is a writer, she is an actress.
No, start again.
Be creative with the language - this isn't a witness statement for the police, you're trying to promote a show.
Jack is a writer.
Who doesn't write.
Okay, good - punchy. Keep going.
The whiskey flowed, but the ink would not.
Now you sound like a sixth-former's poetry recital.
Can't you manage more than one good line in a row, Jack?
Jack and Emily have communication problems.
No, no, no, no, NO.
It isn't happening, Emily!
I can't write this blurb.
The show will have to go without a blurb.
It'll have to be a blurbless show.
Emily, have you been drinking my whiskey again ........?
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London SW4 6DZ
Performance days & times
Tuesday ‑ 7‑30pm
Wednesday ‑ 7‑30pm
Thursday ‑ 7‑30pm
Friday ‑ 7‑30pm
Saturday ‑ 7‑30pm
Author: Matthew Lyon
Production: No Pictures Please