Theatre closures


Indoor performances at theatres are postponed to at least 15 August 2020.


Outdoor performances (where possible) are still permitted.


The show below will not currently be playing and is scheduled to close by 15 August 2020 (when theatres might reopen - this is subject to confirmation).


Original performance dates are given below and reflect any changes we have received.



Dirty Crusty

Closed 23 Nov 2019

The Yard Theatre

Jeanine is determined to improve her life. With sex. With dance. With new hobbies, like horticulture. But self-improvement is hard. Reclaiming your dreams is hard. And personal hygiene is really, really hard.
Dirty Crusty at The Yard Theatre

Image courtesy The Yard Theatre

Show details

Synopsis


"We must be the women of the future standing here in this bathroom because we look like sex and power, we look like sex and power, and you don't even know it, standing there in that motherfucking pantsuit."


Jeanine is determined to improve her life.


With sex. With dance.


With new hobbies, like horticulture.


But self-improvement is hard.


Reclaiming your dreams is hard.


And personal hygiene is really, really hard.


Background, advisory warnings


Age suitability: Not available


Trailer



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Theatre


Name:


Postal address:
2a Queen's Yard
Hackney Wick
London E9 5EN

Box office tel: 07548 156 266

Box office email: Send Mail

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Dates


Previews from:Thursday 24 October 2019

Closes:Saturday 23 November 2019

Performance days & times


Evening:

Monday ‑ 8‑00pm

Tuesday ‑ 8‑00pm

Wednesday ‑ 8‑00pm

Thursday ‑ 8‑00pm

Friday ‑ 8‑00pm

Saturday ‑ 8‑00pm


Matinee:
-

Running time: To be confirmed

Tickets


Previews:
Start at £12

Standard:

£17

Prices increase as the theatre fills - the earlier you book the cheaper it will be


Concessions:
£15

Access information


Access tickets are priced as concessions and can be booked online.


The venue offers free tickets for companions and these must be booked over the phone or by emailing the theatre (check booking link).


Captioned performance at 7:30pm on Wednesday 20 November.


Cast


Jeanine - Akiya Henry

Victor - Douggie McMeekin

Synda - Abiona Omonua


Creatives


Author: Clare Barron
Composer: Jonah Brody
Director: Jay Miller
Designer: Emma Bailey
Choreography: Darcy Wallace
Lighting: Rajiv Pattani
Sound: Josh Grigg

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