Theatre closures due to coronavirus outbreak
From Saturday 15 August 2020, indoor performances at London theatres are allowed (with social distancing).
Outdoor performances (where possible) can also go ahead.
However, most theatres remain closed as they either do not have outside spaces or regard the need for social distancing as uneconomic.
The show below will not currently be playing and is scheduled to close by 15 August 2020 (when theatres can reopen for indoor performances).
Original performance dates are given below and reflect any changes we know about.
Closed 23 Nov 2019
The Yard Theatre
Image courtesy The Yard Theatre
"We must be the women of the future standing here in this bathroom because we look like sex and power, we look like sex and power, and you don't even know it, standing there in that motherfucking pantsuit."
Jeanine is determined to improve her life.
With sex. With dance.
With new hobbies, like horticulture.
But self-improvement is hard.
Reclaiming your dreams is hard.
And personal hygiene is really, really hard.
Background, advisory warnings
Age suitability: Not available
Social media & info
London E9 5EN
Performance days & times
Monday ‑ 8‑00pm
Tuesday ‑ 8‑00pm
Wednesday ‑ 8‑00pm
Thursday ‑ 8‑00pm
Friday ‑ 8‑00pm
Saturday ‑ 8‑00pm
Prices increase as the theatre fills - the earlier you book the cheaper it will be
Access tickets are priced as concessions and can be booked online.
The venue offers free tickets for companions and these must be booked over the phone or by emailing the theatre (check booking link).
Captioned performance at 7:30pm on Wednesday 20 November.
Jeanine - Akiya Henry
Victor - Douggie McMeekin
Synda - Abiona Omonua
Author: Clare Barron
Composer: Jonah Brody
Director: Jay Miller
Designer: Emma Bailey
Choreography: Darcy Wallace
Lighting: Rajiv Pattani
Sound: Josh Grigg