Theatre closures due to coronavirus outbreak
From Saturday 15 August 2020, indoor performances at London theatres are allowed (with social distancing).
Outdoor performances (where possible) can also go ahead.
However, most theatres remain closed as they either do not have outside spaces or regard the need for social distancing as uneconomic.
The show below will not currently be playing and is scheduled to close by 15 August 2020 (when theatres can reopen for indoor performances).
Original performance dates are given below and reflect any changes we know about.
Closed 23 Feb 2019
Battersea Arts Centre
Image: Battersea Arts Centre
Described as We Need to Talk About Kevin on acid (Total Theatre), No Kids is the latest energetic, hilarious, moving and thought-provoking play from the multi award-winning Bristol-based company, Ad Infinitum.
Should we have kids, or not?
George and Nir are a real-life same-sex couple trying to answer a question many of us face.
Every consideration - adoption, surrogacy, co-parenting, the environmental impact of childbirth, the fears and anxieties, how the past affects parenting and much, much more - brings with it a succession of ethical challenges.
Together, George and Nir confront this chaos head-on.
And invite you along for the ride.
Background, advisory warnings
Age suitability: 14+
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London SW11 5TN
Performance days & times
Tuesday ‑ 7‑30pm
Wednesday ‑ 7‑30pm
Thursday ‑ 7‑30pm
Friday ‑ 7‑30pm
Saturday ‑ 7‑30pm
This event takes place on the first floor of the building, which can be reached via a lift.
There is step‑free access into the main foyer of the building, and to the Scratch Bar with accessible toilet facilities on the ground floor.
Author: George Mann and Nir Paldi
Composer: Chris Bartholomew
Director: George Mann and Nir Paldi
Designer: Anna Orton
Lighting: Matthew Leventhall
Sound: Chris Bartholomew
Production: Emily Williams, Ad Infinitum