The Vaults


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Address:
Leake Street
London SE1 7NN

Council: Lambeth

Region: London

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Tube:
Waterloo (Bakerloo, Jubilee, Northern)

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Waterloo
Waterloo East

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Waterloo Station/ Waterloo Road


Day no:
1, 4, 26, 59, 68, 76, 139, 168, 171, 172, 176, 188, 211, 341, 507


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N1, N68, N171

About the The Vaults


The Vaults is London's home for immersive theatre and alternative arts.


Its mission is to collaborate and conspire, embracing artists from all walks of life to come together and inspire others.


Set in a maze of disused railway arches under Waterloo station in London, it encourages those that have a natural affinity to the unusual, the daring and the unknown.


It wants talented artists from every vocation to mutate their art; to make stuff that is challenging, accessible and imaginative.*

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It also seeks to prove that sustainability promotes a business, not stifles it, and is always trying to green-up its act. *

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Note: during Vault Festival, additinal auditoria are used.


For the 2019 festival these are: Unit 9, Granby Place, Pit, Cavern, Cage, Brick Hall, Crescent, Studio, The Forge, The Punch, All LATES.



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Upcoming shows


I Stopped... .when.

Three poets battle for first place in London's biggest slam poetry competition. A 'verbatim-as-poetry' show about public pressures, interracial dating, and what the art we make says about us.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

The Archive of Educated Hearts

Scrawled diary entries and dog-eared photo albums unfold to reveal a delicate glimpse into the fragments of absolute joy and incomprehensible heartbreak that make up a lifetime.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Escape The Jacket

The chains are on and the Magician is about to attempt their most dangerous stunt yet. A thousand voices fall silent as the crowd watches the cold water rise in horror.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 March 2019

Opal Fruits

An unreliable solo show about the fetishisation of the feral female - about working-class women and the trouble with 90's nostalgia - spliced with stories from four generations of women who came of age on the same council estate in South London.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Thomas

Thomas has Asperger's. David doesn't. As they struggle through the ups and downs of youth and into manhood, Thomas explores the experience of living with this still often misunderstood condition, and the challenges it poses both in life's milestones.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Inside Voices

Nisa is young and idealistic to a fault. Lily is sharp and refuses to play by society's rules. Fatimah is slowing down and starting to regret. Caged in by everyday life, the three women look forward to nightfall, when they can lie down.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Blue Departed

Imagine, for a second, that Dante is a heroin addict and Beatrice isn't breathing. He finds Her slumped on the kitchen floor amidst a crumbling and high-speed dystopia. One more hit then he'll definitely tell someone.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Pope's Addiction Clinic

An Alcoholic Anonymous style comedy show where comedians and audience members bear the fruit of confession. The worst, the most abject, the most private and perverted aspects of our lives.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Saturday 26 January 2019

Counting Sheep

Based on Mark and Marichka Marczyks' first hand experiences, invites you to lose yourself in the events that changed the course of Ukrainian history forever.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 March 2019

Dangerous lenses

Ann is a recluse. She lives alone in a block of flats, addicted to watching her neighbours' lives. When a new tenant and his daughter move in, Ann looks on as usual.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

17

Yasmin Sidhu and Casey Smith are best friends. At 17 the world as they know it is soon about to change. Yasmin will be off to University, a good one - to do maths. And Casey, well Casey needs to figure out what on earth it is she wants to be.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Kompromat

The nerve agent worked liked they said, and now it's time to tidy-up. Scoop the condom from the toilet, wipe surfaces for DNA, zip the body into the sports bag Zac's Russian minders provided.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

In Loyal Company

May 1941. Hitler's bombs rain on Liverpool. Local packer, Arthur Robinson, joins up becoming a private in the 18th reconnaissance division. Deployed to Singapore, his ship is destroyed by Japanese dive bombers on arrival. Arthur is declared missing.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Katie & Pip

Katie & Pip celebrates the relationship between Katie, a Type 1 Diabetic teenager and Pip, her pet border collie trained by Katie to save her life on a daily basis.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Open

Chris and Tim are married, but like 40 per cent of gay couples, they're in an open relationship. Switching between verbatim, storytelling and real-life comedy drama, Chris and Tim invite you under the covers for an intimate exploration of their love.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Juniper and Jules

Juniper has liked girls, (only girls), for as long as she can remember. Jules didn't realise she could like girls because no-one ever told her it was an option.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Lola

Sixty years after Nabokov's Lolita, meet Lola. She's eighteen, full of rage and has extremely large breasts. This time our leading lady won't be silenced. Explores the feminine form and the prejudices and assumptions that society places on women.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Fool Britannia

Welcome to Britain's worst school, taunt the nervous supply teacher, bunk off PE and get caught smoking behind the bike sheds. Masters of the absurd Dan Lees and Neil Frost take you back to school for an hour of sublime silliness.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Saturday 26 January 2019

The Milkman Cometh

DeadPlant Theatre return to Vault Fest with their new grotesque comedy horror which is sure to get udder your skin. Metal band Fuck Slurry join them, performing the original score and soundtrack live on stage.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Josh Glanc: Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chamedian

WINNER BEST COMEDY PERTH FRINGE 2017, named "one of the most exciting emerging [Aussie] talents" and fresh from a total sell out season at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 27 January 2019

Balaklava Blues

Inspired by Mark and Marichka Marczyk's own real-life experiences during the 2014 'Revolution of Dignity' in Ukraine, where the couple met and fell in love, Balaklava Blues is an ethno-bass live set, coupled with unbelievable documentary footage.

Previews from: Wednesday 23 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 March 2019

Alf The Highwayman

Alf has an eye for other people's possessions. Especially belongings with sentimental value. He snatches and grabs without a thought for other people's feelings. But it's time for him to change take and learn that there are better ways to play.

Previews from: Saturday 26 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Salaam

London. 2017. The first night of Ramadan. Mother and daughter prepare to break the fast. Quiet, alone, and at peace, they prepare for a night of contemplation. A crash. Glass shatters. Everything is changed.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Womans (like Romans but with a 'W')

It's 44BC, Ancient Rome. Our hero, Leta has been declared a traitor by the Roman Senate. She is given a punishment worse than death: "Damnatio Memoriae" - to be erased from history.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Astronaut

In 2016 Dublin, Ireland a group of grass root activists occupied "The Apollo House" housing up to 40 people during the Christmas period. What ensued brought a city to its feet. This Spoken-word multimedia theatre piece is inspired by that takeover.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Yours Sincerely

The year is 2017. Average graduate debt has hit £50,000, Kylie Minogue is making a comeback and Will Jackson has accidentally stolen 300 2nd class stamps from the Post Office. But he's making them count. He's going to write letters.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

A Super Happy Story (About Feeling Super Sad)

Sally's a happy person. She doesn't let little things get her down and almost never cries. But she's got an illness. It makes her feel like she isn't the person she wants to be, but she doesn't want anyone to know about it.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Ringmaster

Bodies meeting bodies amidst the dark corners, flashing lights, blaring music. A touch lingering. Whispered suggestion. Deny? Accept. The aftermath, the pillow talk, the next morning. Connection. Unexpected flourishing.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Fatty Fat Fat

Katie is fat. She's pretty much always been fat, and probably will be fat forever more. Join her in the 'Cha Cha Slide', munch on some crisps, and have a listen to what it's like to live in a body that people can't help but have an opinion on.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Hear Me Howl

Jess is turning 30 when she presses pause on the conventional life she's been living and joins a post-punk band.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Nikolaos the Wonderworker

This is a supernatural tale of witchcraft, fizzy pop and Santa Claus. Told with a combination of theatre, poetry, livestreaming, and magic tricks.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Velvet

Tom has always dreamt of being a successful actor; and now, after years of disappointment, he is finally presented with his golden opportunity ... And an impossible decision to make.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Kicking All The Boxes

The story of Naoise Murphy, a one time champion kickboxer. We meet Naoise at 15, and flash forward to her 30th birthday as we are taken along 3 potential paths of the person she may become.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Queens of Sheba

Turned away from a nightclub for being "too black", four women take to the stage with their own explosive true stories; the music and the misogyny, the dancing and the drinking, the women and the (white) men.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

The Noble Nine

A thrilling dark comedy about nostalgia. It casts an affectionate yet cynical eye over children's literature of the past, and considers what stories we tell ourselves as a nation, and what this means for our future.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Kill the Beast: Director's Cut

It's 1973. Welcome to the worst film never made. Thankfully, there's only one scene left to shoot.The fire has been contained, the wigs have been sterilised, and the star has been replaced after The Accident.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Violet

Violet is starting to forget, but she's got a long life to remember before she does. There are rights to wrong and ends to tie up; a life well lived is never neat. Generations younger, Bertie is at the beginning with no idea what lies ahead.

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 February 2019

Fight Night

It's FIGHT NIGHT. Two will enter the ring, one will leave victorious. But which one? That's up to you!

Previews from: Wednesday 30 January 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Greyscale

This voyeuristic theatrical experience explores the rituals and minefields of dating in a post #metoo era. This is about more than gender. It's about sexual dominance, social constructs and power.

Previews from: Saturday 2 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 March 2019

Mancoin

Guy White is woke as hell. He wants more women in tech, he thinks Bond should be black and he always goes down. He's got a cryptocurrency called w0ke which rewards people for socially conscious acts and it's going to change the world.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

The Good Landlord

Desperate for somewhere affordable to live in London, recent graduates Tom and Ed see a cheap, spacious, centrally located flat which seems too good to be true, and so it transpires.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

The Half

Thirty minutes before curtain up, in the half, a female double act meet for the first time in over a decade. Now approaching their 50s in an industry rife with ageism, Cathy and Nell must put their differences aside to perform together once more.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

I Would Like to Get to Know You

A showcase of real life dating stories - from the humorous to the downright questionable - tackling everything from Tinder to zombie-ing. Join us as we navigate through the dating minefield, asking how, where and why we are searching for love today.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Infinity

Cut to deepest space, past the deadzone, where a lone astronaut hurtles through the cosmos on a one-way mission to the edge of the universe. She's looking for a light in the dark. The source of a signal.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Drenched

Daniel Drench. Cornwall's most prolific and unstable storyteller, presents a bewildering and potentially moving interpretation of this classic Cornish folk tale 'The Mermaid of Zennor'.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Sexy Lamp

Ever since Katie was cast as the lead in her primary school Christmas show "Santa's Snow Mobile" she believed there was a place for her in show business. Since then named, speaking and fully clothed roles have been hard to come by ...

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Bleach

Tyler Everett knows how to take it like a man; he's made a career out of it. He's rejected London's corporate world in favour of screwing his way through the city each night.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Monday 10 June 2019

Kings of Idle Land

It was an argument between two teenagers, living just streets apart, which sparked the darkest days in Oldham's history. Michael and Hammad are not those teenagers.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Jericho

Jericho is about pro wrestling and big questions. Is this the best time to be alive? Does the universe have an arc? Is it naive to think that arc bends towards justice?

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Get RREEL

Get RREEL are Ireland's favourite girl band. They've had it all; world fame, sold out tours, number one hits. But since the departure of a key band mate they are on the brink of collapse.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

We've Got Each Other

The almost entirely imagined Bon Jovi Musical. With the modern jukebox musical comes a multi-talented cast, a live band, opulent sets and decadent costumes, extravagant dance routines, dramatic key changes and the odd hydraulic lift or two.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Space Opera

The world is a difficult place to live and some would say humanity is the cause of that. So James is making a definitely theatrical, possibly interactive, hopefully comic exploration of the other 99.9% (reccuring).

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

The Half Moon Shania

The G Stringz are a punk rock girl band on the pub tour of their twenties. 15 pubs down, 150 pints downed - each! In one final bid for a bit of recognition, the girls have to whip out every trick in the book. And it's a big, dirty, bitch of a book.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Jade City

Sas and Monty are trapped in this place and in their heads. Their friendship orbits around a damaging and violent event from their pasts. Their imaginative and playful 'game' is the only way they can process the mess they feel inside.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Monkeys Blood

Micky liked puppets and performing. But as a working class lad from the North East, the odds were against him. That didn't stop him from becoming one of the nation's darlings though, with the help of his sidekick, a coked up monkey called Colin.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Tilda Swinton Answers an Ad on Craigslist

Stars Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Instagram sensation Tom Lenk as iconic actress Tilda Swinton, a modern day Mary Poppins who finds a depressed gay man on Craigslist and insists on dissecting his life as part of a character study.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

A Wake In Progress

A young person is dying. But they aren't going to go out without one final gesture: something that everyone will remember them by. Combines scripted scenes and audience interaction to tell a funny yet moving story of love, death and funerals.

Previews from: Wednesday 6 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 February 2019

Len Blanco: Firing Blancs

Len Blanco is the drag king of your dreams. Woke. Feminist. Vegan (Monday to Thursday). The voice of his generation. He just wants to talk to you. For god's sake let him talk to you.

Previews from: Thursday 7 February 2019
Closes: Friday 1 March 2019

Tobacco Road

Tells the story of five resourceful young men and women attempting to carve out a place in the murky underworld of 1920s London.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Care

We are the most in debt, obese, addicted and medicated people in history. We ask, on a dwindling, fractured and skeletal NHS infrastructure - what is care? How do we continue to care for everyone?

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Saturday 16 February 2019

The D Word

Jordan Waller was born of lesbian parents in 1992. When one of his birth mothers died, he had an existential crisis. This show is the true story of his hunt for his biological father, even though by law he is not allowed to find out who he is.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Bottled.

Katy has a sharp eye on the world around her. She's turning 16 and life is sweet.

But when Brian moves in, it becomes increasingly hard for Katy to tell her story. Time to make a plan: one-way tickets to Hastings.



Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Leia and the Roman

Kate and Ed's relationship needs a revamp. A night of passion with an Alderaanian Princess and a Roman Emperor type of revamp. But if that's not enough, what's next?

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Collapsible

Essie's lost her job. Not her fault, she just - never mind. Her girlfriend's left. But she's alright. She's fine. Except lately she feels more like a chair than a person. One of those collapsible chairs. Solid one minute. And then.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Marmite

Dylan and Eddie have just moved in together. It's great. The apartment is great. Everything is great. They're both really happy. Except Dylan isn't. Explores the difficulties of gay monogamy with honesty and warmth.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Monkey

A few months ago, you could have found Barbara leaping from tree to tree in the depths of a distant jungle. Now she works for an organ grinder on the boardwalks of the English seaside, dancing for spare change and having a thoroughly miserable time.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Girls

Brings you the stories of our sisters, daughters, mothers, nanas, aunts, lovers, best friends - the queens who have touched our lives. Devised by a chorus of women whose ages range from seventeen to seventy.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Tryst

Matt and Steph are hungover. Their wedding is in a week. Things are under control. Mostly. But when their best friend Rachel arrives unannounced, she reveals a secret that threatens to unravel everything.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Call Me Fury

A ferocious exploration of womanhood in a world where the people around you, the legal system, the whole social order don't seem to give a damn. Sound familiar?

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Carnival of Crows

In a fiendish fusion of puppetry, poetry, macabre cabaret and comedy, we meet The Laudanum Sisters, their twisted boss and head showman Edward B. Friday, and delve into his menagerie of misfits, amusements and oddities.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Everywoman

During childbirth, there's a moment called the point of transition. It comes just before you have the urge to push. And it often brings with it a fear of death ... In raw detail, one woman confesses her darkest thoughts about motherhood.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

I Want You To Admire Me/But You Shouldn't

You are invited to the ultimate test of brains, brawn, and brilliance. Over a series of rounds developed by Accredited Gameshow Experts, three contestants will battle it out to win the title of "Most Admirable Person".

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

One Night In Little Rimming

The Carol Vorderman Playhouse in Little Rimming on Sea has seen better days. Which can also be said of former variety entertainers Binkie, Maud and Colin who re-form for one night only for the first time in a decade.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

Marco

As a child, he watched his father watching Marco win the Tour de France. Now, on the threshold of becoming a father himself, he will rise and fall in his hero's footsteps.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 February 2019

One Duck Down

7000 Rubber Ducks. 7 Seas. 1 Big Adventure. Our unlikely but lovable hero Billy is prepared to venture to the ends of the earth to win the affections of his sweetheart.

Previews from: Sunday 17 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 10 March 2019

Bring Them Home - An Immersive Game Experience

An astronaut floats through space in a broken ship. In an alternate 1970s, the world's space agencies must co-operate to navigate them safely to back to earth, but each agency has its own agenda.

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 3 March 2019

Silently Hoping

A delicate piece of new writing exploring questions that are central to the world we live in today. Ideas of cultural identity are a part of a global conversation, but how does one person's duality impact them on an intimate and day-to-day level?

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 24 February 2019

FLIGHT

The many worlds interpretation of Quantum Mechanics proposes that every time there is more than one possible outcome, all of them occur. Countless worlds of varying similarity where anything that can happen is already happening.

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 24 February 2019

Ladybones

We have things under control! All the socks, all the green skittles, the odd and even numbers, everything. Until unearthing a skull in an unmarked grave forces Nuala to piece together not only a forgotten girl's life but also her own buried secrets.

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 24 February 2019

The Wrong Ffion Jones

In a dystopian future where Wales is reduced to a tourist leisure park. Ffion Jones, a hapless tour-guide, wants to start a revolution, thrusting her floppy leek into the air.

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 24 February 2019

Digging Deep

Mossy is done with life. He's from the shit end of nowhere, with a shit job, and a shit life. He's tried to make it work, but it's time for him to leave. Goodnight Vienna. But the thought of leaving his Mum with a five grand bill is hard ...

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 24 February 2019

Ovid's Metamorphoses

A swell party fusing magical stagecraft and breathtaking imagery which relocates Ovid's epic tales of fantastical transformation to the dark and delicious times of WWII.

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 24 February 2019

The Last Nine Months (of the rest of our lives)

Dan and Madeline have a lot in common. They love board games, wine, and each other. Until, unexpectedly, they get pregnant. They're at that awkward age where people would congratulate them instead of saying their lives are over.

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 24 February 2019

Vespertilio

A new play about love, loneliness, lies and bats. The story of one man's obsession and the charming young runaway he meets in the dark.

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 24 February 2019

Tacenda

Tacenda is a ye olde word meaning the exact opposite of agenda: a list of things better left unsaid. Elizabeth and Joy have been friends forever, but they still have a tacenda.

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 24 February 2019

Scream Phone

It's 1989, the girls are having a sleepover and you're like, totally invited! Pillow fights in their underwear, singing into hair brushes, and gossiping about their crushes, what could possibly go wrong?

Previews from: Wednesday 20 February 2019
Closes: Sunday 24 February 2019

Vulvarine

Following a dose of hormone therapy gone wrong and a well-timed bolt of lightning, Bryony gains superhero abilities and a brand-new persona: Vulvarine, saviour of womankind.

Previews from: Wednesday 13 March 2019
Closes: Sunday 17 March 2019


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